Gee, those pictures of my kills were fun, weren't they? Here's MORE:

Sometimes Stabby T. Clown likes to go all 1970's in his witty repartee...

     I'm including this picture, the very first time I killed Netherworld Ninja. I think. I've been losing track. Anyways, I admit in this picture to having a small assist in a caltrop-hurling partner, but Stabby T. Clown got the Assassination Strike kill, oh don't you worry. Everyone's probably tired of seeing Netherworld Ninja's floating corpse by now, but please understand, I've included this picture to honor the fine tradition of killing Netherworld Ninja over and over and over, ad infinitum, that I seem to have developed.

     The thing of it is, I've kinda grown fond of Nethers. A reverse 'Stockholm Syndrome', I guess. Is it possible that a Stalker, after killing the same Villain over and over, begins to have feelings of friendship towards that Villain? Maybe it's the 'Stabby Syndrome'...

     I'll make sure to talk to one of my many therapists later, once one is out of therapy themselves. Meanwhile, here's a funny mini-story to the picture below:

Stabby To The Rescue! I tell ya, I was almost HEROIC...UGH! OH GOD! No! No! NO! nonono

     I was running around Siren's Call looking for presents, complaining at people who have the audacity to take MY presents (hey, STABBY LIKE WHINING K?) when I received a distress call from the beautiful, vivacious, curvaceous Dead Belladonna. Seems like she was under attack by some mouth-breathing "hero" named Super Dave. Super Dave. Super Dave? SUPER DAVE?!?!?

SIGH.

     Not only was this idiot harassing the object of my affections, Dead Belladonna, but had the audacity of using a NON-ORIGINAL NAME. As you know, Faithful Stabby Reader, this clown HATES, DESPISES, AND LOATHES SLACK-JAWED FORTY-FIVE CHROMOSOMED SUMSAWEASELS WHO(M) RIP-OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S/MEDIA CONCERN'S NAMES!!!

     The so-called "Super Dave" had to die. And he did. Dead Belladonna merely had to yell out, "STABBY HELP", and then she sat back as her favorite sexy evil mutant clown stabbed the offender in his how's-your-father. And then I laughed. And that's all the time we're gonna devote to "Super Dave" (or "Generic15432" by now, I'm sure...what a putz).

     Let's go to a scene where Stabby's taking part in a fight, or should I say, the discussion after all the heroes have been slain. Warning: infuriated dead hero Adult language ahead.

Please note how I've transformed "illusion master 2000" into "Captain Portable Stereo Head Man"

     Oh, sure, it was overwhelming odd against the heroes in this fight, as evidenced by illusion master's angry comment, "sut [sic...I swear this is too easy] up villains 3 on 7", to which Stabby T. Clown replies, "Nope", because in the end, it's not the size of the opposing forces, it's the dead heroes that count.

Always discipline your dead heroes, or they might continue peeing on the sofa. Bad Hero!

     As I perform the obligatory Dancing On A Dead Hero's Corpse, illusion master 2000's Hero buddy nyght protests my actions. Since I am personally offended by a so-called Super Villain befriending himself to a hero, especially a dead one, I continue the abuse:

City of Heroes is a really good deal if you consider the honor & privilege of getting assassinated constantly by Stabby T. Clown.

nyght: "dude f**k off"

Stabby T. Clown: "No. I will kill him as often as I like."

Chaoticon: (Attempting to grab my attention while I'm killing people) "GOD DAMMIT, STABBY! lol I'm trying to talk to you. lol"

Stabby T. Clown: "And he will pay the monthly fee"

    Yeah, I'll admit...sometimes when Stabby T. Clown is on a murderous rampage, it's a little difficult trying to calm the clown down. Still thirsty for hero blood, I continue stabbing those worthy of stabbing:

Please. Stabby T. Clown never cheats. Takes advantage of those weaker or less intelligent than him, yes. Insult and dance on the corpses of the slain, yes. But, cheat? Never! Stabby has some standards, after all.

     Navada was a nice easy kill, over the protestations of a dead illusion master 2000. She/he/it was sucking the asphalt faster than thirsty roadkill.

I was sad to own no shoes, until I met a man who owned no socks.

     Chaoticon and I stumbled upon a Hero making a move towards a holiday present. Nuh-uh! It's kind of ironic I opened up Mr Ice Fire with an abdominal slash when he was expecting to open a present. Guess he was like a holiday present to ol' Stabby, hehehe. Maybe heroes will start wearing ribbons I can untie while slashing 'em, but this clown can only dream. Chaoticon was understandably upset to discover the gift contained not a cool inspiration or temporary power, but a lousy pair of ugly argyle socks. That aren't his size. Gee, thanks, Grandma!

Gotcha says so much, to so many heroes...

     Here's a wacky picture of me taking down a hero who had the nerve to interrupt a conversation between me and my favorite bag o' organs, Netherworld Ninja. Brains of Steel proved to be just that: a man possessing the intellectual capability of a hunk of metal. Think I'm exaggerating? Look what happened one minute later:

"I hate you staby". Hehehehe, comments like that couldn't make me HAPPIER.

     Brains of Steel decides to pop an awaken and, worse yet, hang around the area without healing. Stabby will usually give a hero a chance to rez and get away, unless the comedy value of killing the hero is greater than any trace of compassion I may currently possess. But don't expect me to be patient if you don't go to the hospital and decide to do everything wrong in a PvP area. Stabby's not bein' cruel, just bringin' you to school.

     Before we wind down this Weblog Entry of Evil!!!, just let me say this about that thing. Stabby T. Clown's not always about the stabbing. Whoa! Calm down! I know, almost sacrilegious talk. But...it's true. Sometimes Stabby adopts a kinder, gentler philosophy than wanton hero slaughter.

     And that philosophy is, of course, annoying the heck out of Super Villains with the Temporary Snowball Power:

Stabby should always have the power to throw things to those who don't have the power to throw things back at him, which are most of the new Villains in Mercy.

     After throwing snowball after snowball at Pink And Black Death, she team-invited me just to scream, "STOP HITTING ME", to which I reply, "OKAY I WUB OOO". And then I saw a freakish midget named Do or Die time. Strange name, and I have a pathological hatred of tiny people, so I give insult:

"Boss, Da Clown! Da Clown!" "Yes, Tattoo...Welcome To Stabbity Island"

     Damn midget! Do or Die time simply cannot take my verbal insults and constant snowball attacks and begins to flee. Ha! No one escapes Stabby T. Clown...

FREAKIN' MISSION-DOOR SNOWBALL-ESCAPING HEIGHT-CHALLENGED *&#_@)#(*!!!

     Unless they run into their own personal nearby mission door. Dammit! Oh well, Stabby still proved his point, and that is, well...something to do with me not stabbing people all the time, compassion, and...OH HAHAHAHAHA who the hell am I kidding? I LOVE STABBING PEOPLE! I love STABBING ANYBODY! Players, NPC's, slow-moving GM's, whoever! And on THAT note, Stabby T. Clown wishes all his Super Villain Friends & Faithful Readers A...

     But if you're a Super Hero, I hope your Holidays are cold, bleak, and full of regret.

     Oh, by the way, Stabby's website won second place in the City of Heroes - City of Villains Fansite Contest, "Best City of Villains Site - Informational"!!! ISN'T THAT FREAKIN' GREAT?!?! What? I most certainly did not mention it before! What promise? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TO ME?

   "Akekekkekekeke akillakillakillakill see ya in the 'Zones, Heroes.....akekekekeke akillakillakillakill STABBITY STAB STAB STAB."

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