Just another day hanging out in the PvP zones...

Looks like Stabby interrupted a conversation between a Hero and a Villain sharing a friendship. I put a stop to such blasphemy.

     I have to admit, Stabby loves getting the pictures of his kills. Oh, sure, sometimes I get help from others...I'm MAN-CLOWN enough to admit it. But Stabby does get his singular kills, like poor Aieki in the above picture. What kind of name for a Superhero is "Aieki", anyways? It sounds like the squeal she made when I stabbed her: "AIIEEEEEEE-kiiiiii.....<gurgle>..." hehehehe-HEE, I'm such a jerk.

     Speaking of me being a jerk, I was having a typical conversation with my one of my favorite practice meat targets, "Netherworld Ninja":

Newton's Little-Known Fifth Law Of Buoyancy: Ninjas Do Not Float.

     I like Netherworld Ninja, I really do. He stands around and makes it easy for me to stab 'em, and while under being attack, tends to run around in random directions while screaming like a Labrador Retriever covered in bees. The mean Africanized ones, not your pansy-ass honey bees. And Netherworld is always good for a funny conversation when I'm standing on his corpse's head:

Sometimes you may need to refer to Stabby's chat window to get the full subtle flavor and nuance of his victim's enraged responses to being, well, stabbed.

     I will admit it, this time around with Wallyworld Ninja I did get a little bit of an assist with one of Stabby's Pals, Dark Raven 13. But I was lethally successful with my Assassination Strike that brought Wallyworld to his knees. "teamed me" is THE most common excuse for being killed in the PvP zones. Why don't these heroes accept the fact that it was their own mistake getting into combat in the first place against overwhelming odds (i.e, Stabby), or not hauling buttocks when the action gets too intense? I tell ya, for so-called "Super Heroes", they sure whine. A lot. Which equals COMEDY GOLD for the Faithful Reader's of Stabby's Website, of course.

     However, sometimes the dead heroes need a little coaxing to get 'em to whine...

Stabby T. Clown laughs raucously when the corpse of a Hero complains...

     To which a dead Ninja replies, "why?". And I provide the obvious answer:    

As compared to crappy website material, found on all Super Hero related websites, everywhere, on Your Internets.

      And while coaxing Wallyworld, I couldn't resist but mention the fact that Stabby's website had recently won an award...

Stabby expects and NEEDS every slain Hero to complain, so I don't have to actually WORK coming up with original comedy material!

     Okay, okay, okay...I know you're all pretty sick and tired by now of hearing ol' Stabby T. Clown go on and on how every Villain's favorite website won second place in the City of Heroes - City of Villains Fansite Contest, "Best City of Villains Site - Informational". Stabby states now for the record that this blog entry will be the last time I mention this fact. As a Super Villain, I Promise (hehehe).

     Unimpressed with Stabby T. Clown's recent award, Willywonkaworld Ninja goes on to threaten blocking me: "I could just block ur [sic] noise u [sic] knwo [sic] taht [sic] right?"

Never put Stabby T. Clown on your ignore list, unless you don't enjoy the YUCKITY-YUCK-YUCK-YUCKS!

     Indeed, it would be NO FUN, especially for ME. And speaking of fun, while Nethers and I were conversing, his Hero friend and ally Project . Z suddenly moves in and attacks Stabby T. Clown in retribution! WILL STABBY SURVIVE?!?!?

Not to give anything away, but yeah, Stabby survives.

     Netherworld Ninja: "get him z!!!!"

     Stabby T. Clown: "Eat Stabby Love, Project . Z !"

     ASSASSIN STRIKE!!!!

Project . Z: "URKKKKK!" (thump) (splash!)

There's something to be said for being TOO honest, especially for a Super Villain with a ripped-off name.

Netherworld Ninja: "clwon [sic] dont [sic] help i [sic] wnan [sic] c [sic]"

Stabby T. Clown: Heh.

Dark Raven 13: lol

Stabby T. Clown: Yup..Stab O Love.

     Becoming desirous of greener pastures (i.e., stabbing yet more heroes), I make sure to capture the obligatory photograph of Stabby's All-Time Favourite Activity, Dancing On A Dead Hero's Head.

As a Super Villain, it is your right and duty to protect Stabby T. Clown when he says, "Protect Stabby as he dances on the corpse". Only by working together, we Super Villains continue to annoy, distress, and infuriate them "Super Heroes".

     Seeing the dancing evil mutant clown traipsing on his pal's cranium, Netherworld Ninja (who is a mammal and flips out) blurts out the hilarious lines: "Z go 2 hops then he cant dance on u" [sic-sic-sicity-sic-sic-sic]. Bahahahaha! Looks like Stabby's Dance O' Victory is getting a bit of a reputation with the heroes...

As an aside, it appears my Super Group, World Wide Evil, now has an excitable Asian gamer filling the ranks.

      Netherbunnies then goes on to complain about the general suckiness of his computer, using it as an excuse to 'splain his lousy fighting skills. Well, by seeing Netherworld Ninja in combat, all I can surmise is that he is currently running City of Villains on an over-heated hand-me-down Commodore 64.

     Anyhoo, I criticize Ninja for blaming his computer, because Technology Loves Him. Heck, technology loves everybody...you, me, your cyborg Uncle Doug. Never blame technology, because, well....I think it's listening...

One day, the Internet will do everything for us, 'cause we'll be hard-wired into it with probes going into all our orifices!

     And as I leave Ninja in the aquatic netherworld (heh, get it?), the desire for more Hero-ish "soft targets" fills my deranged senses. Yes, kids...Stabby needs more MEAT!

I'm sure the Developers of 'City of Villains' foresaw insanely murderous aerial clowns yelling gibberish in the skies during production...

     But the fun doesn't stop, Faithful Readers O' Stabby: There's MORE!