A beautiful sunset as I dance on the corpse of a hero

     Being a super villain sure ain't easy. And try being an evil clown bad guy. I'm the world's first lyclownthrope, if you will. I'd tell you the story about how I became Stabby T. Clown, Psychotic Jester Of Crime, but it involves werewolves, greasepaint, and radiation, and I just don't think you can handle that level of weirdness.

     But this is a "blog", so I guess this ol' clown has to tell a few secrets or two about what goes on in the Circus o' Pain we call Life. So let's talk about the biggest known secret: Paragon City is doomed! MUAHAHAHAHA!

     Everyone knows security at The Zig has almost become non-existent, and every super villain who has the cajones is makin' a break for it...but why are the superheroes letting this happen?

     I'll tell ya why...they're afraid. For years now, all the so-called "superheroes" had to do was beat on a few aliens and kiss Statesman's shiny heiny. Now that there's real villains around, the heroes are quaking in their spaceboots.

     And rightly so.

Sure, use those caltrops on Stabby, see how far that goes besides ruining my clown shoes.

     Now it is our time, the era of the Super Villain is at hand! We may be stuck on the Rogue Isles for now, but with our evil power growing ever stronger, the Earth itself shall soon be under Total World Domination. Evil!

Wow...those heroes sure die funny sometimes...

     If you're a Super Villain (and you better be, otherwise you're not welcome here), rejoice in the knowledge that very, very soon you will take your rightful place as a Leader amongst the puny mortals. No matter how hard the super heroes resist (and resist they do!), Evil Will Prevail!

Here's a pic of me spying on the heroes at Freedom Base. I like the toilet brush on that guy's helmet.

     Being the bad guy isn't easy, of course. There's hardly any good press, since you're doing things like blowing up Paris. And the fan clubs? C'mon. All the groupies have "issues". But once we achieve mastery over the human race, well, getting a date shouldn't be a problem. Even for a guy who looks like me, a big mutant scary clown.

Proof positive to heroes that psychotic killer assassin clowns can, in fact, swim.

     Remember, Super Villain: Do Evil! Total World Domination! Keep checking back on ol' Stabby's journal and I'll keep you up-to-date on my own personal Infernal Struggles. Someday soon, when us super-powered evil-doers own the entire planet, we'll all have a great big party with drinks and hors-d'oeuvres served by frightened and humbled former super heroes. Ahhh, yessss....The Dream...

And always remember: after defeating a superhero, dance on his/her head. And send Stabby a screenshot. Evil!

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