I really hope this "Department Of Cool 'N Original Super Villain Names" gets more screenshots in the future. I'm pretty dead certain that the "Stupid Villain Names" section will always be larger, but even an evil mutant clown must have faith.

    So let's get to those random players on the Pinnacle server I've thought, in my own humble opinion, to possess a creative, original name. Remember, Stabby's always taking screenshot submissions at stabbytclown@gmail.com Think you have an original Super Villain? Impress Stabby and become immortalized on Al Gore's Internets, forever!

    Enough babbling! Here we go!

January 10/2006

You'll never forget fighting a guy named "Meteorhead", if you were a hero, which you aren't if you're reading Stabby's site, dammit.

     I like this character concept: Meteorhead. His head is a big chunk of firey rock. Neat! And he actually put some thought into the costume and logo. Stabby Approved.

"Whispered Curse" sounds like what my Ex usually says to me over the phone, but I won't hold it against this guy.

     Meet Whispered Curse. Original name, especially with the evil-sounding "Curse". Great costume too. Why can't CoV have more characters like this evil gentleman?

     The next picture, you may disagree with my choice of including it in the gallery. But Stabby will 'splain:

"The Brutal A-nul Plague Carrier" movie is opening February 14th at all fine theaters near YOU!

     Now, on the face of it, you'd think Stabby would put someone named "a-nul" to the Dumb Name Gallery. But nothing can be further from the truth! Turns out a-nul is a Super Group brother/sister/thing to me in World Wide Evil, Inc. And because his/her/its name sounds like a disgusting adjective or adverb to which I need not go into further (so to speak), every member in World Wide Evil constantly makes horrible puns using a-nul's name. And for that, I thank him. Her. It. I thank a-nul. Oh Dear God. You see what I mean?!? So that's why a-nul is a cool name. Everyone likes a-nul. Okay, Stabby will stop, now.

     Even though it's a bit wrong of me to do (but wrong is EVIL!!!, right?), here's a picture of some of my other cool-named Super Group team-mates:

Notice this pic includes the ever popular a-nul. On a finger. Insert joke here. Heh.

     Artistic screenshot, don't you think? I call it, "Funky Fingers". Included are the ever popular Dastard Lee (=dastardly...get it? Neat! Much better than an a-nul pun), Merc Madame (Mercenary Mistress, plays a Mastermind, great name), Fungi Fever (any name that reminds me of a horrible experience I had in college is coooool by me) and, of course, the aforementioned a-nul, whose name we've already probed. Sorry, I can't stop.

     I'll post one more picture including a couple more of my Super Group team-mates, but I hope you won't accuse me of playing favorites. One big reason I joined World Wide Evil is because its members are very creative people.

You're already met Dastard Lee, Merc Madame and the infamous a-nul. Here's Bloodletter, Tazz', and Hash's Nightmare.

     Here's a group shot with little explanation needed. Just Stabby and his homies breakin' the law against Longbow, oh yeah. Isn't Bloodletter a fantastic name for a Super Villain? And there's the wild Tazz'. To be honest, I'm not sure what his name means, but Tazz' is such a great guy, always helping lower-level Villains raise their experience and maintaining the World Wide Evil website, that I'm including him in the Cool Villain Name department. Hash's Nightmare has a hero named "Hash", so making the personification of a superhero's worst nightmare is most proper in Stabby's books.

     Just as a warning: I'll try to avoid posting more Super Group pictures in this particular section of the website, but I'll properly be forced to as more and more of my World Wide Evil team-members get on my case. Oh well.

     Well, to show I'm not engaged in rampant nepotism, here's some random shots of people I think have cool names:

"Blood Alchemist". Eerie.

      Now here's a name any hero would be proud to go up against: Blood Alchemist. Sorry I don't have a clear shot of his costume, as he took off almost immediately after this picture was taken, but it's all in black so that's just allright.

The colors red and black may be over-used in Villain's costumes these days, but this guy makes it look original.

     A Super Villain with the name of Night Marauder restores Stabby's faith in people's originality, I tell you what. This guy could easily fit in a comic book. Stabby Props to whoever created the ever-evil Night Marauder!

    And, to close off this entry into the Cool Villain Name Department, let's have a little exploitation!

Ha! Ha! Ha! A little exploitation, get it? Get it? Well, do you want me to go back to a-nul jokes?

     Stabby says, if you're gonna be EVIL!!!, why not pick a really EVIL!!! name? And what's more evil than Exploitation? Not much, so congrats, you're immortalized forever (or until this website server bursts into flames from the sheer EVIL!!! it contains)!

   Notice the Cool Villain Name section doesn't have as many pics as the Dumb Villain Name page o' wackiness? That's because STABBY NEEDS YOUR PICTURES! I've got the name beat on the Pinnacle server, but Stabby needs his Faithful Readers to bring to light those deserving or undeserving Villains on the other servers. Send in those screenies, and Stabby will list you as a contributor. Instant Villain Karma, baby!

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