Romancing The Alien (pt1?)
   I was doing a round of Yahoo! Chat pranks, posing as cute_pretty_donna, when I got a message from a very strange and affectionate fellow named 'Manju'. I thought I could drive him off by acting very strangely, but oddly enough no matter how weird I got, Manju continued to chat. He even asked to be put on my buddies list, so the following chat log below may not be the last we see of Manju.
Manju (2:27:32 AM): how r u today

cute_pretty_donna (2:27:45 AM): I AM POGO THE CLOWN WHO LOVES THE CHILDREN

Manju (2:28:52 AM): a flower for u

cute_pretty_donna (2:29:00 AM): POGO THANKS YOU

cute_pretty_donna (2:29:10 AM): POGO WILL LET MANJU LIVE IN THE NEW ORDER

cute_pretty_donna (2:29:42 AM): MANJU

Manju (2:29:52 AM): asl?

cute_pretty_donna (2:30:22 AM): HUMAN HOST FEMALE/27/CANADA...YOU?

cute_pretty_donna (2:30:56 AM): MANJU

cute_pretty_donna (2:31:25 AM): MANJU

cute_pretty_donna (2:31:49 AM): I HAVE A SECRET FOR YOU, MANJU

cute_pretty_donna (2:32:25 AM): MANJU

Manju (2:32:30 AM): hi

Manju (2:32:31 AM): Want to see your buddy's cool new IM icon? Go to http://<edited>.com @[fwpscript]Version:01.03.00.08|rsvp|Icon:none@[/fwpscript]

Manju (2:33:00 AM): sorrryyyyyyyy my pc is hanged

cute_pretty_donna (2:33:20 AM): HUMAN TECHNOLOGY IS LIKE THAT

Manju (2:33:54 AM): can i addd u

cute_pretty_donna (2:34:00 AM): OUR KIND NEED BREEDING STOCK MANJU, SO YOU MAY

cute_pretty_donna (2:35:11 AM): DO YOU LIKE A WOMAN EVEN IF SHE IS AN ALIEN-POSSESSED CLOWN?

Manju (2:35:44 AM): i like it

cute_pretty_donna (2:36:21 AM): YOU WILL BE SUITABLE AND YOUR TESTICLES GRADED.

Manju (2:36:27 AM): tell something about urself

cute_pretty_donna (2:36:38 AM): WELL, I WAS A SIMPLE GIRL

Manju (2:36:59 AM): can i seee u

cute_pretty_donna (2:37:22 AM): BEFORE AN EMISSARY FROM THE GORZAKAN RACES INFESTED MY BRAIN...BUT I STILL HAVE LARGE BREASTS

Manju (2:37:26 AM): Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://<edited>.com @[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]

cute_pretty_donna (2:37:44 AM): SPAM ME NOT, EARTH CREATURE

Manju (2:37:57 AM): oooooooooooooopppppppppps

cute_pretty_donna (2:38:12 AM): AFTER SUITABLE PUNISHMENT, YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN

Manju (2:38:23 AM): can i seeeeeee ur avatar

cute_pretty_donna (2:39:19 AM): THE SIGHT OF MY ALIEN AVATAR WOULD SHATTER YOUR PUNY MIND MUCH LIKE RICHARD SIMMONS AT A TRUCKPULL

Manju (2:39:19 AM): Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://<edited>.com @[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]

cute_pretty_donna (2:39:35 AM): IF YOU SPAM ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL HARVEST YOU FOR ORGANS

Manju (2:40:21 AM): no not at allllllll

cute_pretty_donna (2:41:00 AM): ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE 'ZNACKON' PROTOCOL?

Manju (2:41:02 AM): Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://<edited>.com @[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]

Manju (2:41:39 AM): no im not rrepared

cute_pretty_donna (2:41:59 AM): THIS IS UNSUITABLE. DO NOT STRUGGLE FOR THE PROCEDURE.

Manju (2:42:27 AM): ok

Manju (2:43:13 AM): is it ur own pc

Manju (2:43:42 AM): Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://<edited>.com @[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]

cute_pretty_donna (2:43:43 AM): I OWN MY OWN NANO-TERTIARY LAYERED BUBBLE CYBERENHANCEMENT...YOU?

cute_pretty_donna (2:45:12 AM): MANJU

cute_pretty_donna (2:46:04 AM): MANJU

Manju (2:46:31 AM): no itis not my own pc im coming to chating centers to chating purpose

cute_pretty_donna (2:46:46 AM): DO YOU HAVE A FLESHY PSEUDOPOD?

Manju (2:46:53 AM): no

Manju (2:47:05 AM): i have NT

cute_pretty_donna (2:47:33 AM): I ALSO HAVE WINDOWS FLESHY PSEUDOPOD, VERSION 3.11

Manju (2:47:54 AM): Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://<edited>.com @[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]

Manju (2:48:01 AM): k

Manju (2:48:39 AM): can i add u in my messenger list

cute_pretty_donna (2:49:10 AM): YES MANJU...MY KIND WILL KEEP IN CONTACT WITH YOU.

Manju (2:50:06 AM): i have to go

Manju (2:50:22 AM): dont forget me

cute_pretty_donna (2:50:27 AM): PLEASE SEND ALL YOUR REPORTS ON THE HUMANS EVERY NIGHT AT SOLAR CONCORDANCE

cute_pretty_donna (2:50:36 AM): OUR KIND NEVER FORGETS

Manju (2:50:57 AM): im waiting for u

Manju (2:51:24 AM): we shall meet again

cute_pretty_donna (2:51:35 AM): YES. OUR DESTINY IS IN THE STARS

Manju (2:51:50 AM): once again a flower for u

Manju (2:52:08 AM): k

Manju (2:52:14 AM): bye

Manju (2:52:21 AM):  :)

cute_pretty_donna (2:52:23 AM): THANK YOU. WE WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE TOGETHER - I, A HUMAN CLOWN SYMBIOTE, YOU, A STRANGE LITTLE FELLOW

cute_pretty_donna (2:52:36 AM): TEE HEE.

Manju (2:52:55 AM):  :)

Manju (2:53:09 AM):  ;o

cute_pretty_donna (2:53:10 AM): MY OVIPOSITOR ACCEPTS YOUR KISS

Manju (2:53:32 AM):  :)

cute_pretty_donna (2:53:55 AM): ENDING TRANSMISSION WITH NEWLY ACQUIRE HUMAN OPERATIVE

Manju (2:54:18 AM): love u

Manju (2:54:22 AM): bye

cute_pretty_donna (2:54:42 AM): I HOLD FONDNESS IN MY MULTI-CHAMBERED CHEST ORGAN AS WELL FOR YOU.

cute_pretty_donna (2:54:50 AM): GOOD...BYE, MANJU.

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