"Sean Connery is a better lover than you will EVER be!"

    Be forewarned, this is a long one. But it's worth reading, since I'm almost convinced the guy he had made Sean Connery, the famous actor and a guy you don't want to fuck with, very very upset. So he apologized. As Mr. Connery would say, "Schmart lad."

 
choochi_poochi: hey wait
choochi_poochi: is dat ya in da pic?
choochi_poochi: huh

cute_pretty_donna: yes...I'm hiding a roast turkey in that picture, can you guess where?
choochi_poochi: lemme see da pic again
choochi_poochi: in yur pussy
choochi_poochi: huh
choochi_poochi: rite????
choochi_poochi: donna

BUZZ!!!
cute_pretty_donna: You win!
choochi_poochi: really
choochi_poochi: now do i get to take da turkey out myself????
choochi_poochi: with my bare hands
choochi_poochi: or do ya want me to use my mouth

cute_pretty_donna: Sure! mmmm....ohh..pull that turkey neck...uhhhh
choochi_poochi: yea babe
choochi_poochi: shall i jump on your naked body
choochi_poochi: shall i strip my clothes and lie down over ya
choochi_poochi: 69
choochi_poochi: i want to eat dat turkey rite inside
choochi_poochi: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BUZZ!!!
cute_pretty_donna: oh yesssss
cute_pretty_donna: and I will crush you frail body with my massiveness..
cute_pretty_donna: the paramedics come, but can't revive you..
cute_pretty_donna: shattered skeleton, they say
choochi_poochi: he he he
choochi_poochi: i dont care
choochi_poochi: i will spank yur butts
choochi_poochi: and turn dem red
choochi_poochi: i will humilate ya
choochi_poochi: n pinch yur tits as hard as i can

cute_pretty_donna: oh nice..
choochi_poochi:
choochi_poochi: and guess wat????????

cute_pretty_donna: What, honey nuggets of love?
choochi_poochi: i wanna piss on your face and your body
choochi_poochi: and make ya my dirty little bitch
cute_pretty_donna: little? I think you've misperceived my profile pic...
choochi_poochi: no i havent
choochi_poochi: come on
choochi_poochi: hold my dick in your hand
choochi_poochi: i wanna piss all over yur body
choochi_poochi: do ya want it or not

BUZZ!!!
cute_pretty_donna: Are you a rapper? Lots of rappers like to pee on people..it seems to be a thing with "those people"
choochi_poochi: really i didnt knew that
choochi_poochi: nah i m not
choochi_poochi: i m just kinky

cute_pretty_donna: Yes, and you should tell them that to their face
choochi_poochi: ok forget da piss
choochi_poochi: how bout doggy
choochi_poochi: it wud be like a pomerinian doing a bull dog
choochi_poochi: he he he

cute_pretty_donna: I've eaten dog before, tee hee...I ate my neighbours Jack Russel
choochi_poochi: really
choochi_poochi: dont temme donna
choochi_poochi: ya did?
choochi_poochi: wow wicked
choochi_poochi: do ya have kids
choochi_poochi: any issues
choochi_poochi: huh donna

BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

choochi_poochi: have dey seen ya naked
cute_pretty_donna: Yes!
cute_pretty_donna: Dey have!
cute_pretty_donna: Shu be do
choochi_poochi: hey have boy
choochi_poochi: cool
choochi_poochi: if ya were my mom
choochi_poochi: i wud love to breast feed on dos two softies
choochi_poochi: i wud sleep with ya naked
choochi_poochi: and poke fingers in yur cunt while ya were asleep

cute_pretty_donna: Oh..that'd be so sexy, you beside me, me rolling over you and driving all the breath out of your body
choochi_poochi: hey mom for all da milk ya gave me
choochi_poochi: i wud give ya my dick to suck
choochi_poochi: and let ya swallow all my cream wich i will shoot so genorously for ya
choochi_poochi: wud ya like it

cute_pretty_donna: Uhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhh ohhhh ohhh ohh uhhh
choochi_poochi: i wud become your new husband.......hell with dad
cute_pretty_donna: That'll be $49.95 for the session, I need grocery money
choochi_poochi: skuz me?
choochi_poochi: wat?
cute_pretty_donna: What's your visa number, please?
choochi_poochi: skuz me
choochi_poochi: ya so fast
choochi_poochi: i wont give ya my visa number lady

cute_pretty_donna: Well, yes..don't you usally buy all your women because you cum too fast?
choochi_poochi: now ways
cute_pretty_donna: At least, that's the word around town..
choochi_poochi: well i buy only teenage ones
choochi_poochi: last sunday i had two of dem

cute_pretty_donna: everybody knows about your "problem", hun
choochi_poochi: both in der teens
choochi_poochi: wat problem?

cute_pretty_donna: I can't say..it's too horrible..everyone's talking about it tho
cute_pretty_donna: SAYING THINGS ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK
cute_pretty_donna: MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
choochi_poochi: wat?
choochi_poochi: do wat?

cute_pretty_donna: MAYBE THE NEIGHBOURS DOG WILL COMMAND YOU
cute_pretty_donna: tee hee!
choochi_poochi: wat da fuck ya talkin
choochi_poochi: huh

cute_pretty_donna: In Ry'lah, ancient C'thulhu lies dreaming! tee hee!
choochi_poochi: get a break get sum turkey..........or a dog
cute_pretty_donna: Or both! I could stuff the turkey with dog stuffing! Mmmmmm
choochi_poochi: he he he
choochi_poochi: do ya stay alone?

cute_pretty_donna: I can't get out of my trailer, I'm too big
choochi_poochi: do ya want me to wash ya body?????
cute_pretty_donna: Oh yes, with a shammy!
choochi_poochi: wat will ya do for me den?
cute_pretty_donna: Explode!
cute_pretty_donna: BLAM!
choochi_poochi: will ya let me slap your cunt
choochi_poochi: huh
choochi_poochi: beat it
choochi_poochi: slap it
choochi_poochi: shat shat

cute_pretty_donna: Are you a Nubian?
choochi_poochi: nubian now who da fuck is he?
cute_pretty_donna: It's an ancient Roman term for those people now known as "Negroids" or "Coloureds"
choochi_poochi: where do ya learn all dis stuff
cute_pretty_donna: From school, tee hee!
choochi_poochi: no i m not nubian
choochi_poochi: ok
choochi_poochi: happy now

cute_pretty_donna: What are you? Spanish? Inuit? Quebecois?
choochi_poochi: non
choochi_poochi: asian
choochi_poochi: indian

cute_pretty_donna: mmm....you're both asian and indian?
cute_pretty_donna: That would make you insidian...
choochi_poochi: no my mom is american
cute_pretty_donna: ..or asdiatic
choochi_poochi: dad indian
cute_pretty_donna: oh...your dad was a male-order husband from India? How romantic!
cute_pretty_donna: Does he run a convenience store?
choochi_poochi: no he runs his bussiness
choochi_poochi: in south africa

cute_pretty_donna: Thank you! Come again!
choochi_poochi: i stay alone with my mom
cute_pretty_donna: Oh...and talk on the Internet with large women?
choochi_poochi: wat
choochi_poochi: no ways
choochi_poochi: ya r da first

cute_pretty_donna: Well, I think I'm too much for you to handle, cute little multiethnic stud you are
cute_pretty_donna: UHHHH...ohhhh...
choochi_poochi: he he he
choochi_poochi: ya r fat n funny

cute_pretty_donna: I'm glad my life-threatening obesity pleases you, tee hee!
choochi_poochi: when did ya last had sex?
choochi_poochi: temme....

cute_pretty_donna: Well, I don't know...I think my last lover is stuck to my back, but I can't reach him
choochi_poochi: i m serious
choochi_poochi: temme
choochi_poochi: when did ya last do it

cute_pretty_donna: I have to go now, the Universe needs me.
choochi_poochi: no dont go
choochi_poochi: wait
choochi_poochi: temme first

cute_pretty_donna: temme?
cute_pretty_donna: timmy!
choochi_poochi: tell me
cute_pretty_donna: tell you what, mmmmmm? uhhhhh?
cute_pretty_donna: I'm leaving, I have the third shelf of my fridge to clear out..
choochi_poochi: when did ya last had sex n with whom?
choochi_poochi: dont joke ok
choochi_poochi: tell da truth

cute_pretty_donna: I had sex with Sean Connery two days ago!
choochi_poochi: shut up
choochi_poochi: he is old n dead

cute_pretty_donna: uhhhh ohhhh
cute_pretty_donna: No he isn't! And Sean would KICK YOUR ASS for saying so!
cute_pretty_donna: Sean Connery is a better lover than you will EVER be!
choochi_poochi: temme for god sakes
cute_pretty_donna: You better apologize to Sean! I'm putting him on here to talk to you, ok!! Just so happens he's here!
cute_pretty_donna: 'Ello? Jesus Christ, ish thish thing working?
choochi_poochi: sorry sean
choochi_poochi: i m so sorry

cute_pretty_donna: Watch your mouth, boy...I've kicked many an ash where I've come from...
choochi_poochi: sorry mr sean connery
choochi_poochi: i m a big fan of yurs
choochi_poochi: sorry

cute_pretty_donna: Sure, women deserve a slap now and again, but ya got to talk to them nicely to get the sugar, right
lad?
cute_pretty_donna: Remember: if your head comes away from your neck, it'
cute_pretty_donna: it's over.
choochi_poochi: yeah
choochi_poochi: got got it
choochi_poochi: but ya slap dat donna hard
choochi_poochi: ok
choochi_poochi: make her butts red

cute_pretty_donna: Ok, good man, I'm putting the fat bitch back on, just don't rile her up lad, she gets the fucking chest pains.
choochi_poochi: cum on her face
cute_pretty_donna: Geezuz christ lad, watch the language
choochi_poochi: oh sorry
cute_pretty_donna: I think I better hang up this goddamn phone right now and stab a wop or something
cute_pretty_donna: That's ok..I need friggin drink for chrissake
choochi_poochi: ok ok
choochi_poochi: i better go now
choochi_poochi: bye

cute_pretty_donna: See ya later, lad.
choochi_poochi: take care
choochi_poochi: sure

cute_pretty_donna: Remember to catch my next movie, or I'll kick your punk ass, ok?
choochi_poochi: sure
cute_pretty_donna: Just joking, you're a good man!
choochi_poochi: send me da free passes
cute_pretty_donna: Bye for now, lad.
cute_pretty_donna: geezuz christ where's the rum

 
 
 

Let Me Just Say This About That Comment: Note that I occasionally use mildly racist epithets such as the ones above, but I'm not a racist. I just use words to upset people I choose to make my prey on the Internet. Heck, I've got so many different bloodlines in me if I were racist I'd have to kill myself. Honestly, I love people of all colors. Except those damn Frenchies.

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