"Sean Connery is a better lover than you will EVER be!"Be forewarned, this is a long one. But it's worth reading, since I'm almost convinced the guy he had made Sean Connery, the famous actor and a guy you don't want to fuck with, very very upset. So he apologized. As Mr. Connery would say, "Schmart lad." |
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choochi_poochi: hey wait choochi_poochi: is dat ya in da pic? choochi_poochi: huh cute_pretty_donna: yes...I'm hiding a roast turkey in that picture, can you guess where? choochi_poochi: lemme see da pic again choochi_poochi: in yur pussy choochi_poochi: huh choochi_poochi: rite???? choochi_poochi: donna BUZZ!!! cute_pretty_donna: You win! choochi_poochi: really choochi_poochi: now do i get to take da turkey out myself???? choochi_poochi: with my bare hands choochi_poochi: or do ya want me to use my mouth cute_pretty_donna: Sure! mmmm....ohh..pull that turkey neck...uhhhh choochi_poochi: yea babe choochi_poochi: shall i jump on your naked body choochi_poochi: shall i strip my clothes and lie down over ya choochi_poochi: 69 choochi_poochi: i want to eat dat turkey rite inside choochi_poochi: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BUZZ!!! cute_pretty_donna: oh yesssss cute_pretty_donna: and I will crush you frail body with my massiveness.. cute_pretty_donna: the paramedics come, but can't revive you.. cute_pretty_donna: shattered skeleton, they say choochi_poochi: he he he choochi_poochi: i dont care choochi_poochi: i will spank yur butts choochi_poochi: and turn dem red choochi_poochi: i will humilate ya choochi_poochi: n pinch yur tits as hard as i can cute_pretty_donna: oh nice.. choochi_poochi: choochi_poochi: and guess wat???????? cute_pretty_donna: What, honey nuggets of love? choochi_poochi: i wanna piss on your face and your body choochi_poochi: and make ya my dirty little bitch cute_pretty_donna: little? I think you've misperceived my profile pic... choochi_poochi: no i havent choochi_poochi: come on choochi_poochi: hold my dick in your hand choochi_poochi: i wanna piss all over yur body choochi_poochi: do ya want it or not BUZZ!!! cute_pretty_donna: Are you a rapper? Lots of rappers like to pee on people..it seems to be a thing with "those people" choochi_poochi: really i didnt knew that choochi_poochi: nah i m not choochi_poochi: i m just kinky cute_pretty_donna: Yes, and you should tell them that to their face choochi_poochi: ok forget da piss choochi_poochi: how bout doggy choochi_poochi: it wud be like a pomerinian doing a bull dog choochi_poochi: he he he cute_pretty_donna: I've eaten dog before, tee hee...I ate my neighbours Jack Russel choochi_poochi: really choochi_poochi: dont temme donna choochi_poochi: ya did? choochi_poochi: wow wicked choochi_poochi: do ya have kids choochi_poochi: any issues choochi_poochi: huh donna BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! choochi_poochi: have dey seen ya naked cute_pretty_donna: Yes! cute_pretty_donna: Dey have! cute_pretty_donna: Shu be do choochi_poochi: hey have boy choochi_poochi: cool choochi_poochi: if ya were my mom choochi_poochi: i wud love to breast feed on dos two softies choochi_poochi: i wud sleep with ya naked choochi_poochi: and poke fingers in yur cunt while ya were asleep cute_pretty_donna: Oh..that'd be so sexy, you beside me, me rolling over you and driving all the breath out of your body choochi_poochi: hey mom for all da milk ya gave me choochi_poochi: i wud give ya my dick to suck choochi_poochi: and let ya swallow all my cream wich i will shoot so genorously for ya choochi_poochi: wud ya like it cute_pretty_donna: Uhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhh ohhhh ohhh ohh uhhh choochi_poochi: i wud become your new husband.......hell with dad cute_pretty_donna: That'll be $49.95 for the session, I need grocery money choochi_poochi: skuz me? choochi_poochi: wat? cute_pretty_donna: What's your visa number, please? choochi_poochi: skuz me choochi_poochi: ya so fast choochi_poochi: i wont give ya my visa number lady cute_pretty_donna: Well, yes..don't you usally buy all your women because you cum too fast? choochi_poochi: now ways cute_pretty_donna: At least, that's the word around town.. choochi_poochi: well i buy only teenage ones choochi_poochi: last sunday i had two of dem cute_pretty_donna: everybody knows about your "problem", hun choochi_poochi: both in der teens choochi_poochi: wat problem? cute_pretty_donna: I can't say..it's too horrible..everyone's talking about it tho cute_pretty_donna: SAYING THINGS ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK cute_pretty_donna: MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT choochi_poochi: wat? choochi_poochi: do wat? cute_pretty_donna: MAYBE THE NEIGHBOURS DOG WILL COMMAND YOU cute_pretty_donna: tee hee! choochi_poochi: wat da fuck ya talkin choochi_poochi: huh cute_pretty_donna: In Ry'lah, ancient C'thulhu lies dreaming! tee hee! choochi_poochi: get a break get sum turkey..........or a dog cute_pretty_donna: Or both! I could stuff the turkey with dog stuffing! Mmmmmm choochi_poochi: he he he choochi_poochi: do ya stay alone? cute_pretty_donna: I can't get out of my trailer, I'm too big choochi_poochi: do ya want me to wash ya body????? cute_pretty_donna: Oh yes, with a shammy! choochi_poochi: wat will ya do for me den? cute_pretty_donna: Explode! cute_pretty_donna: BLAM! choochi_poochi: will ya let me slap your cunt choochi_poochi: huh choochi_poochi: beat it choochi_poochi: slap it choochi_poochi: shat shat cute_pretty_donna: Are you a Nubian? choochi_poochi: nubian now who da fuck is he? cute_pretty_donna: It's an ancient Roman term for those people now known as "Negroids" or "Coloureds" choochi_poochi: where do ya learn all dis stuff cute_pretty_donna: From school, tee hee! choochi_poochi: no i m not nubian choochi_poochi: ok choochi_poochi: happy now cute_pretty_donna: What are you? Spanish? Inuit? Quebecois? choochi_poochi: non choochi_poochi: asian choochi_poochi: indian cute_pretty_donna: mmm....you're both asian and indian? cute_pretty_donna: That would make you insidian... choochi_poochi: no my mom is american cute_pretty_donna: ..or asdiatic choochi_poochi: dad indian cute_pretty_donna: oh...your dad was a male-order husband from India? How romantic! cute_pretty_donna: Does he run a convenience store? choochi_poochi: no he runs his bussiness choochi_poochi: in south africa cute_pretty_donna: Thank you! Come again! choochi_poochi: i stay alone with my mom cute_pretty_donna: Oh...and talk on the Internet with large women? choochi_poochi: wat choochi_poochi: no ways choochi_poochi: ya r da first cute_pretty_donna: Well, I think I'm too much for you to handle, cute little multiethnic stud you are cute_pretty_donna: UHHHH...ohhhh... choochi_poochi: he he he choochi_poochi: ya r fat n funny cute_pretty_donna: I'm glad my life-threatening obesity pleases you, tee hee! choochi_poochi: when did ya last had sex? choochi_poochi: temme.... cute_pretty_donna: Well, I don't know...I think my last lover is stuck to my back, but I can't reach him choochi_poochi: i m serious choochi_poochi: temme choochi_poochi: when did ya last do it cute_pretty_donna: I have to go now, the Universe needs me. choochi_poochi: no dont go choochi_poochi: wait choochi_poochi: temme first cute_pretty_donna: temme? cute_pretty_donna: timmy! choochi_poochi: tell me cute_pretty_donna: tell you what, mmmmmm? uhhhhh? cute_pretty_donna: I'm leaving, I have the third shelf of my fridge to clear out.. choochi_poochi: when did ya last had sex n with whom? choochi_poochi: dont joke ok choochi_poochi: tell da truth cute_pretty_donna: I had sex with Sean Connery two days ago! choochi_poochi: shut up choochi_poochi: he is old n dead cute_pretty_donna: uhhhh ohhhh cute_pretty_donna: No he isn't! And Sean would KICK YOUR ASS for saying so! cute_pretty_donna: Sean Connery is a better lover than you will EVER be! choochi_poochi: temme for god sakes cute_pretty_donna: You better apologize to Sean! I'm putting him on here to talk to you, ok!! Just so happens he's here! cute_pretty_donna: 'Ello? Jesus Christ, ish thish thing working? choochi_poochi: sorry sean choochi_poochi: i m so sorry cute_pretty_donna: Watch your mouth, boy...I've kicked many an ash where I've come from... choochi_poochi: sorry mr sean connery choochi_poochi: i m a big fan of yurs choochi_poochi: sorry cute_pretty_donna: Sure, women deserve a slap now and again, but ya got to talk to them nicely to get the sugar, right lad? cute_pretty_donna: Remember: if your head comes away from your neck, it' cute_pretty_donna: it's over. choochi_poochi: yeah choochi_poochi: got got it choochi_poochi: but ya slap dat donna hard choochi_poochi: ok choochi_poochi: make her butts red cute_pretty_donna: Ok, good man, I'm putting the fat bitch back on, just don't rile her up lad, she gets the fucking chest pains. choochi_poochi: cum on her face cute_pretty_donna: Geezuz christ lad, watch the language choochi_poochi: oh sorry cute_pretty_donna: I think I better hang up this goddamn phone right now and stab a wop or something cute_pretty_donna: That's ok..I need friggin drink for chrissake choochi_poochi: ok ok choochi_poochi: i better go now choochi_poochi: bye cute_pretty_donna: See ya later, lad. choochi_poochi: take care choochi_poochi: sure cute_pretty_donna: Remember to catch my next movie, or I'll kick your punk ass, ok? choochi_poochi: sure cute_pretty_donna: Just joking, you're a good man! choochi_poochi: send me da free passes cute_pretty_donna: Bye for now, lad. cute_pretty_donna: geezuz christ where's the rum |
| Let Me Just Say This About That Comment: Note that I occasionally use mildly racist epithets such as the ones above, but I'm not a racist. I just use words to upset people I choose to make my prey on the Internet. Heck, I've got so many different bloodlines in me if I were racist I'd have to kill myself. Honestly, I love people of all colors. Except those damn Frenchies.
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