The Éclairs of Cthulhu

 

   

 

     Really friendly, positive, and supportive fellow is our Mr. Singh13. We can only hope he eventually found his True Love (unless, of course, he went insane from the image Donna put in his head of the Nameless Ones scarfing down a whole lotta tasty pastries.

 
 
mr_singh13: hi
 mr_singh13: how are u
 cute_pretty_donna: Eating a meal that could feed a small village of starving Ethiopians right now..how are you?
 mr_singh13: i am fine
 mr_singh13: so tell me what do u like to do for fun
 cute_pretty_donna: I like to eat!
 mr_singh13: hahaha
 mr_singh13: thats kool
 cute_pretty_donna: Did you check out my profile? It has all my information!
 cute_pretty_donna: Tell me the exact moment you see my picture! I want to know your reaction!
 mr_singh13: alright
 mr_singh13: wow
 mr_singh13: is that really u
 cute_pretty_donna: Sure is, big boy
 mr_singh13: thats kool
 mr_singh13: so when did u decide eating was what u were ganna do
 cute_pretty_donna: When I jammed those first dozen éclairs into my gaping, questing mouth...my tongue flailing around like some elder Lovecraftian GOD
 mr_singh13: wow
 
 

The Comments Which Must Not Be Named: Wow. I really lost that guy after that remark about the éclairs. Too bad. I would have shared.

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