"I want to mount you until your hips shatter"

     This guy was really curious about Donna, or more specifically, the picture of her. Then he began inquiring about the size of Donna's clothing. Now, mah momma taught me three things about women: 1) never ask them their age, 2) never ask them what size clothing they wear, and, 3) always to fear them on an instinctual level. Ah, dear ol' Mom. I'll have to roll her a real big joint next time I visit.

 
ami_jatin: how r u ?????
cute_pretty_donna: Hungry!
ami_jatin: how r u ?????
ami_jatin: its ur snap

cute_pretty_donna: Snap?
ami_jatin: on ur profile
cute_pretty_donna: Do you like it?
ami_jatin: photo
ami_jatin: naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cute_pretty_donna: Does it make you hot?
ami_jatin: nooooooooooo
ami_jatin: asl plz

cute_pretty_donna: 23, female, Moncton...
cute_pretty_donna: I want to mount you until your hips shatter
ami_jatin: ur figure plz
ami_jatin: ur weight
ami_jatin: which size of bra u have
ami_jatin: fit

cute_pretty_donna: I wear a size 78 panty and bra
cute_pretty_donna: Made out of old parachute linen
ami_jatin: ok
ami_jatin: how to do sex
ami_jatin: u r soooooooo heavy

cute_pretty_donna: Well, I firmly grab the male by his hips, and position him over my ovipositer...
cute_pretty_donna: I then lower his quivering body and enfold him with my huge vaginal lips
cute_pretty_donna: Does that make you HOT?
ami_jatin: why not
cute_pretty_donna: That's what I like in my men, sheer apathy!
ami_jatin: u have veb cam now
cute_pretty_donna: I have no veb cam, mon fuhrer!
ami_jatin: ok
ami_jatin: make me hot

cute_pretty_donna: rub your penis over my picture on your monitor...
ami_jatin: ok
ami_jatin: byyy
ami_jatin: i have to go

cute_pretty_donna: You like???? Oh, you're getting me so wet!
cute_pretty_donna: hello?
 
 

Greasy Bucket Of Extra-Crispy Fried Comments: Veb cam? "I vant to see you naked! Vonderful voman!" Keee-rist. It'd be like having sex with Bela Lugosi...

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