'hi puupy'

     This fellow was an enigma. First he seemed stupid, then semi-intelligent, then stupid again. Maybe testosterone causes a drop in IQ. Maybe men vacillate between philosopher and neanderthal depending on their momentary sexual needs. Maybe I really don't care deep deep down where everyone else is happy. What? Oh, sorry. This is supposed to be a funny website. Well, excuse me then, I'll just go into the other room and have a nervous breakdown out of your field of vision, would that make you happy?

 
bindasboy000: hi puupy
 bindasboy000: asl

 cute_pretty_donna: puupy?
 bindasboy000: swwty
 cute_pretty_donna: Are you literate?
 bindasboy000: yep
 bindasboy000: software engineer

 cute_pretty_donna: Ah...work for microsoft then, must be...
 bindasboy000: he ru vaing web cam
 cute_pretty_donna: Did you lost a typing finger in a horrible software accident? Did Bill cut it off for some odd
 transgression?
 bindasboy000: ru having
 bindasboy000: web cam?

 cute_pretty_donna: IR not having web cam, sorry...I thought it was a twinkie last night in the dark and I ate it by accident
 bindasboy000: any pics
 cute_pretty_donna: Yes, in my hot profile
 bindasboy000: ur ?
 bindasboy000: like that?

 cute_pretty_donna: Sure am! MMMMM..and I like mating, and then eating, men! MMMMMM
 cute_pretty_donna: hewwo? sexy buns?
 
 

Yet Again With The Dumb Comments: I thought as soon as he said 'software engineer' I caught a live one. Unfortunately, once again the man devolves into cyber-grunting over seeing Donna's cam. Men are so predictable. Tsk.

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