'it is not sufishient'

     This guy, well, I don't know. Generally clueless. I don't know what he found 'not sufishient' about Donna, 'cause she can fulfill any man's appetite, especially if she was stuck on a desert island with a cannibal.

 
suresh_kittu51: hi asl pls
 cute_pretty_donna: Hi Suresh! 23, female, Moncton
 suresh_kittu51: so sweet
 suresh_kittu51: ur name pls

 cute_pretty_donna: Donna, Big Donna
 suresh_kittu51: ur name is donna
 suresh_kittu51: so sweet

 cute_pretty_donna: Thank you, Sur!!
 suresh_kittu51: welcome
 suresh_kittu51: what ur stud

 cute_pretty_donna: Did you check out my hot picture in my profile>?
 suresh_kittu51: and no thanks between us
 suresh_kittu51: no now iam going

 cute_pretty_donna: Why?????
 cute_pretty_donna: But...I need you...we've formed such a love already...
 cute_pretty_donna: DOn't Leave ME!!
 suresh_kittu51: dont lie that is not u
 cute_pretty_donna: Yes it is, and don't be mean! I'm sensitive about my weight...big girls are SEXY!
 suresh_kittu51: its ok
 suresh_kittu51: ur lieing me
 suresh_kittu51: i no

 cute_pretty_donna: No, I do not lie, strange ethnic man!
 cute_pretty_donna: I need your dusky skinned love!
 suresh_kittu51: what
 cute_pretty_donna: How much do you weight?
 suresh_kittu51: iam just 45
 cute_pretty_donna: you weigh 45 pounds? Are you Tatoo from "Fantasy Island"???
 suresh_kittu51: iam just 45kg
 cute_pretty_donna: Wow, you hardly weigh anything! Sometimes I eat meals heavier than you!
 suresh_kittu51: i eat only tow times a day
 cute_pretty_donna: I eat two times an half-hour!
 suresh_kittu51: ur cock is soooo big
 cute_pretty_donna: I don't have a cock! I have a vagina that three men have fallen to their doom in!
 suresh_kittu51: how to keep mine
 suresh_kittu51: it is not sufishient

 cute_pretty_donna: Just hang onto my waist with your legs when you get on top of me and you won't fall in
 suresh_kittu51: ican keep mine in urs
 cute_pretty_donna: I think it'd be like driving a goldfish into the San Francisco Bay, comparitively...
 cute_pretty_donna: Hello????
 cute_pretty_donna: Sweet breads?
 suresh_kittu51: ya
 suresh_kittu51: iam here
 suresh_kittu51: ru there

 cute_pretty_donna: Oh yes, just basting a turkey
 suresh_kittu51: ican do it
 suresh_kittu51: really tell me that is not u no
 suresh_kittu51: ru there

 cute_pretty_donna: Yes!
 cute_pretty_donna: Just having my third dinner
 cute_pretty_donna: Braised endangered condor and gravy! mmmmmm uhhhhhh
 
 

 

Unnecessary Comments: Dammit! Every time Donna get orgasmic over food, the guy leaves. Oh well, Donna can do better than a guy who can't even spell 'sufishient' in the first place. HOW DO THESE IDIOTS OPERATE A COMPUTER???

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