'ur profile is so interesting'

     I kinda liked this guy. I could sense his confusion as he tried to figure out if Donna was legit. He really, really wanted to see me, uh...her (gee, this instant messenger gender-bending plays hell on the pronouns). However, like all men (tsk!), as soon as he realized the visit to cam-city wasn't in the travel itinerary, he booked. You'll note I 'BUZZED' him (a damn handy Yahoo! IM feature) to try to get his attention, but no luck. Ah well. Shmuck.

 
saiprasadsandy: hai
 cute_pretty_donna: Hi sexy nuggets!
 saiprasadsandy: from where
 cute_pretty_donna: Moncton, I live behind a Tim Horton's...
 saiprasadsandy: is it in us
 cute_pretty_donna: What's in us? There's something in me or you?
 saiprasadsandy: ur profile is so interesting
 cute_pretty_donna: Thank you! <blush>
 saiprasadsandy: from were did u get that 1
 cute_pretty_donna: I made the post man take the picture, then he went hysterically blind.
 saiprasadsandy: do u have web cam
 cute_pretty_donna: Not with a wide enough lens, no, sorry...
 saiprasadsandy: right now can i c u
 saiprasadsandy: i wanna c u

 cute_pretty_donna: I don't know you!!!
 saiprasadsandy: i think thats not ur right profilw
 saiprasadsandy: so wat
 saiprasadsandy: i am ur friend

 cute_pretty_donna: Yes it is! I like to eat small mammals by disengaging my lower jaw!
 saiprasadsandy: hey i cant believe that
 cute_pretty_donna: Yes, my dates like me before I mate with them
 cute_pretty_donna: Did you check out my profile pic? It's hot...hot for YOU!
 saiprasadsandy: ya
 saiprasadsandy: but how can u made a nude photo
 saiprasadsandy: in the computer
 saiprasadsandy: dont u feel shy

 cute_pretty_donna: I crushed my webcam, sorry...do you have any leftover food I could devour?
 saiprasadsandy: hey its crazy
 saiprasadsandy: can u sit properly

 cute_pretty_donna: Well, I have to lie down a lot..and I have to wash my body with a sponge tied to a stick...
 saiprasadsandy: y like that ,u can take a proper diet
 saiprasadsandy: ]so that u may look cute

 cute_pretty_donna: I try, but I just eat and eat and eat...I once held up the pizza man for his pizza delivery
 saiprasadsandy: i want to ask u 1 more thing
 saiprasadsandy: can i

 cute_pretty_donna: Sure, smegahead!
 cute_pretty_donna: teehee
 saiprasadsandy: r u virgin
 saiprasadsandy: hey

 cute_pretty_donna: Hi!
 saiprasadsandy: mean
 cute_pretty_donna: mean?
 cute_pretty_donna: Did you see my lovely picture?
 BUZZ!!!
 cute_pretty_donna: UH UH GIVE IT TO ME SKINNY BOY
 
 

 

Commentio: I learned from this experience that pretty well every conversation 'Donna' has with a guy  almost invariably leads to repeated requests to see her webcam. I suspect in the future that if I turn my cam on and point it at my bare back, guys would see just a big featureless patch of skin on the vid, and as Donna I could tell them it's her upper forearm.

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