'ur profile is so interesting'I kinda liked this guy. I could sense his confusion as he tried to figure out if Donna was legit. He really, really wanted to see me, uh...her (gee, this instant messenger gender-bending plays hell on the pronouns). However, like all men (tsk!), as soon as he realized the visit to cam-city wasn't in the travel itinerary, he booked. You'll note I 'BUZZED' him (a damn handy Yahoo! IM feature) to try to get his attention, but no luck. Ah well. Shmuck. |
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saiprasadsandy:
hai cute_pretty_donna: Hi sexy nuggets! saiprasadsandy: from where cute_pretty_donna: Moncton, I live behind a Tim Horton's... saiprasadsandy: is it in us cute_pretty_donna: What's in us? There's something in me or you? saiprasadsandy: ur profile is so interesting cute_pretty_donna: Thank you! <blush> saiprasadsandy: from were did u get that 1 cute_pretty_donna: I made the post man take the picture, then he went hysterically blind. saiprasadsandy: do u have web cam cute_pretty_donna: Not with a wide enough lens, no, sorry... saiprasadsandy: right now can i c u saiprasadsandy: i wanna c u cute_pretty_donna: I don't know you!!! saiprasadsandy: i think thats not ur right profilw saiprasadsandy: so wat saiprasadsandy: i am ur friend cute_pretty_donna: Yes it is! I like to eat small mammals by disengaging my lower jaw! saiprasadsandy: hey i cant believe that cute_pretty_donna: Yes, my dates like me before I mate with them cute_pretty_donna: Did you check out my profile pic? It's hot...hot for YOU! saiprasadsandy: ya saiprasadsandy: but how can u made a nude photo saiprasadsandy: in the computer saiprasadsandy: dont u feel shy cute_pretty_donna: I crushed my webcam, sorry...do you have any leftover food I could devour? saiprasadsandy: hey its crazy saiprasadsandy: can u sit properly cute_pretty_donna: Well, I have to lie down a lot..and I have to wash my body with a sponge tied to a stick... saiprasadsandy: y like that ,u can take a proper diet saiprasadsandy: ]so that u may look cute cute_pretty_donna: I try, but I just eat and eat and eat...I once held up the pizza man for his pizza delivery saiprasadsandy: i want to ask u 1 more thing saiprasadsandy: can i cute_pretty_donna: Sure, smegahead! cute_pretty_donna: teehee saiprasadsandy: r u virgin saiprasadsandy: hey cute_pretty_donna: Hi! saiprasadsandy: mean cute_pretty_donna: mean? cute_pretty_donna: Did you see my lovely picture? BUZZ!!! cute_pretty_donna: UH UH GIVE IT TO ME SKINNY BOY |
Commentio: I learned from this experience that pretty well every conversation 'Donna' has with a guy almost invariably leads to repeated requests to see her webcam. I suspect in the future that if I turn my cam on and point it at my bare back, guys would see just a big featureless patch of skin on the vid, and as Donna I could tell them it's her upper forearm.
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