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     I've always despaired of, and been fascinated by, people who seem to be completely illiterate yet eager to communicate with others. How can someone operate a computer when they cannot even spell 'fine' or 'are' or 'tel'? The person below seemed eager, but then completely shut me off. Love is fickle.

 

 
 

rose_horne2000: hi
rose_horne2000: how r u
rose_horne2000: goodmorning

cute_pretty_donna: Good morning! How are you?!?!?!?!?!
rose_horne2000: gine thanks
rose_horne2000: u
rose_horne2000: wana chat

cute_pretty_donna: Sure! Did you check out my hot pic in my profile, sugarkidneybuns?
rose_horne2000: just wait
rose_horne2000: i willl

cute_pretty_donna: mmmmm....good!!!
cute_pretty_donna: you're making me so hot...I'm rubbing a pork chop in between my thighs right now...
rose_horne2000: r u sure like this
rose_horne2000: tel

cute_pretty_donna: what do you mean? Sorry, you're not making much sense...
cute_pretty_donna: Are you experiencing chest pains?
rose_horne2000: tel m r u like
rose_horne2000: this
rose_horne2000: then sory
rose_horne2000: tel m

cute_pretty_donna: Am I like what, sugarpancreas? My picture?
rose_horne2000: no
rose_horne2000: i dont want u

cute_pretty_donna: Sure you do, manly muffin man you! I could just EAAAATTTTT you!
cute_pretty_donna: Oh baby, tell me you want my massiveness riding your small fragile body!
cute_pretty_donna: hello???
rose_horne2000: asl
rose_horne2000: wana

cute_pretty_donna: Sure! Can I sit my huge ass on your face while I watch my soap operas?
rose_horne2000: yah
rose_horne2000: asl

cute_pretty_donna: 23, female, Moncton
rose_horne2000: ok
rose_horne2000: can i seee u

cute_pretty_donna: Do you have any leftovers in your fridge I could have?
rose_horne2000: hiiiiiiiii
cute_pretty_donna: hi snackyboy!

 

 
 

Comments O' Mine: And no response after my last flirtation. Darn, this guy seemed like a live one, but I scared him off with the 'snackboy' remark, I guess. Probably feared Donna had a hankering of 'Leg of leg'...

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