- Internet Articles
- Ten Classic Cartoon IntrosHow to Start Your Very Own Blog!I Got My Free Walrus Online!The Succubus Call of the Internet
- SlackerDan Posts a Personals AdHow to Annoy People in Yahoo! GraffitiBlog Your Job to Success!
- Internet vs. SummerTen Reasons Why Craigslist.org is CoolGeneric Blog PostPornography Networks in History (NSFW)
- Ten New Google Services ParodyWhy Does the Internet Assume I Need a Bigger Willy?The Shampoo EmailsHunting Furries by Big Ed McGruntledgeGay Names for Your Gay BabyPointless Craigslist Post #1An Open Letter to Men (NSFW) Pointless Craigslist Post #2
- Online Games
- How to Improve MMORPGs
- Online Games, Griefing & the Goddamn Space Hippies
- My Ten WoW Newbie Confessions
- My MMORPG Beta Invite Application
- Seven Questions about WoW
- Why I'll Be Banned From Star Trek Online
- My City, Toronto
- My Version of Torontopoly
- Toronto Sidewalk Traffic Ticket
- The Ten Things I Hate About Toronto
- Novellette: "The Seven Life Lessons My Father Taught Me"
- Preface
- 1. Always Watch the Skies
- 2. When Fish Attack
- 3. Dobermans and Fire Don't Mix
- 4. Electrocuting Offspring
- 5. Smoking at Age Five
- 6. The Lego Always Attack at Night7. Softballs & Beer
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- On a More Serious Note
- My Advice To The Young Guys
- About SlackerDan